we have officially mastered the walk of shame
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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