It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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