okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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