Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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