To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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