forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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