Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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