Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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