She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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