The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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