Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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