Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we made out on top of his cat.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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