Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
ttyl tear gas
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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