I'm jealous of your bromance
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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