It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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