You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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