You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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