did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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