i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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