I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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