Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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