he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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