What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
