he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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