How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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