he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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