Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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