He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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