Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
