my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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