the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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