I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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