I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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