Your face is a jimmy john
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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