I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I had to cum in my sink.
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