He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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