I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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