ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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