My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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