my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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