So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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