It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize