I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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