Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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