why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Couch. On fire.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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