I wanna bring you to show and tell
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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