white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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