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Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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