maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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