The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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