i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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