I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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