R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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