you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
