Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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