the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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