Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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