Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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