i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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